I found out I'm Adrian's CPF nominee person. Which means if he dies, I'll get all his CPF money. He had to fill up half a million forms to get it switched from my parents to me. Naturally, Mum was quite upset when she found out he intentionally did it, but this was pretty much how it went down.

(At a rare family dinner where we're all actually present.)
Adrian : I managed to switch my CPF nomination to Sa you know.
Mum : Should be us right not her?
Adrian : Yah but if its you all, Monday my funeral, Tuesday you'll start renovating the house.



HAHAHAHAHAHA.